Sunday, October 30, 2016

What a Bloke Shoundn't See (Haiku)


Your wrinkled stockings
Appear a tad bit tired,
Why does thee bother?

You can be tasty
Like Dorothy Lamour in her youth. 
Ye legs are a snag.

All I ask of thee
Is to ditch them long stockings,
Then I can take thee.

Oh me daft ferrets
Moan endlessly about it.
Just lose them Nora.

I would like to see
Me lone bird really dressed up,
That would be sublime.

Orient Express --
Thee and I to Australia.
Think about it lass?

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